Monday, May 25, 2015

A Special Tribute to the Governing Body of the Watchtower Society of Jehovah's Witnesses

Has anyone else ever noticed how much the Watchtower Society is like a pyramid scheme? (Revised: 12/6/2015)
Contributed by Christian Sparlock Freedom
Watchtower's Pyramid Memorial at Russell's Gravesite

There are the "Crazy 8" at the top (Governing Body members), the self-proclaimed Bride (class) of Christ and only mediator between their God and everyone else, with layers of Missionaries, District Overseers, Circus Serpents, Presiding Overseers, Elders, Ministerial Servants and Pioneers.  

They've managed to disguise their scheme as a "religion," thus avoiding taxation, while all the labor for the organization is free and the payment in reality is just a life of slavery to a publishing company with an intangible fantasy for reward, PLUS.... they greedily hold their hands out and push their minions to divest themselves of their belongings and give them over to the Society, including property, wills, bank accounts, estates and Power of Attorney.
The ones at the top and closer to the top are the ones who travel first class, wear the bling and have become parasites on the butt of the Watchtower Society of Jehovah's Witnesses.  None of the congregations' Kingdom Halls (KHs), which the people built with their own labor and sweat and their own money, which the WTBS "loaned" back to them, money which was given freely.....NONE of those KHs will ever be owned by anyone but the parasites at the top of the pyramid.  The Governing Body members are the pharoahs and all their supporters and workers are their slaves, keeping the pyramid growing.

Amway and Mary Kay have a useful product to sell; they pay taxes, and their full time employees actually make a living and have benefits.  In the name of religion, the WTBS only has to keep making promises, whether they're true or false.

In a Pyramid scheme, the flaw is that there is no end benefit. The money simply travels up the chain. Only the originator (sometimes called the "pharaoh") and a very few at the top levels of the pyramid benefit significantly. Those at the bottom garner a deficit.

Congratulations, Watchtower Society! You've become "Little Egypt!"
"Step right up, folks
And see Little Egypt do her
Famous dance of the Pyramids....Y
ay-hey-hey-hey! Kitchy-kitchy-kitchy..."

Contributed by Noel Parsons